I'm going to try something.

I created a gmail account just for photo receiving.

I won't manipulate a photo unless you put what it is you want to be, or have done, in the subject area.

Be specific about your request in the body of the email for best results.

These will be between us unless you say otherwise.
You must be 18 or older.
It must be a photo of you or of someone close to you, but not a photo you found on the internet.

Above all else, be patient. I only have a few hours every day, same as you.
This isn't limited to animal changes or even transformation. Hell, I'll just correct the colors if they suck and resize an image for you! ... well, we'll talk there

draysonite &t gmail |> <> t com

shenanigans? indeed.